Your hostess, Lady Cockney van Mockney, minor member of the House of Windsor, raconteur and purveyor of all things Estuary would like to issue a challenge.
Fairly shortly, Lady Mockney will be clocking up another year on the mile-o-meter of life and to celebrate this momentous (and slightly distressing) occaision, she invites you all to use your new found knowledge of Brit street speak.
The challenge is to produce an icon (or two) using some of your favourite new words and phrases.
Your reward? Lady M will be as happy as a pig in mud and chuffed to buggery.
If you'd like to take up the gauntlet, just post your contribution here in cheap_as_chips on or around June 1st
I'll put all the icons posted into rotation as icons for the community.
Here's your chance to flex your new vocab and make an ageing Essex Girl smile!
Ta very much