So it's time for another cockney rhyming slang spam fest.
On with the slang:
Duck and Dive = skive
Jam jar = car
Khyber = Khyber Pass = arse
eg: I slipped and fell me kyber
Lionels = Lionel Blairs = flares (as in flared trousers)
(A very fey,English variety performer/dancer)
eg: Now that we've gone retro fashion again, I can did out my lionels
North and South = mouth
Subject of a music hall (burlesque) song:
"What a mouth, what a mouth
What a north and south
Lummee what a mouth she's got"
Orchestras = orchestra stalls = balls (testicles)
(Orchestra stalls = part of a concert or other hall)
eg: "Tommy got kicked in the orchestras"
Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea
eg: "Have a cup of Rosie"
Sherbet Dab = (taxi) cab
skin and blister = sister
Tea leaf = thief
Titfer= tit for tat = hat
Tom and Dick = sick
eg: "I've overindulged and I'm feeling a little tom and dick this morning"