Anyhow, normal service is resumed from today.
We'll get the ball rolling again with some more wonderful examples of cockney rhyming slang ...
Brass bands = Hands
eg: I shook him by the brass.
Bread and Honey = Money
eg:I wish I had loads of bread.
Christian Slater = Later
eg: See ya Slater.
Cream Crackered = knackered (tired/broken)
eg: I'm cream crackered! or I'm creamed!
Donkey's Ears =Years
eg: Ain't seen you in donkeys.
Jam Jar = Car
eg: Me Jam Jar's cream crackered.
Jimmy Riddle = Piddle (urinate)
eg: I really need to go for a Jimmy.
Lemon Squeezy = Easy
eg: It was lemon, mate.